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I’m sitting in my grandmas house reflecting on provo music guides Mike Barker. Today he turned 24, and this blogger feels his performance this last year showed promise but has left much to be desired. Mike seems to have his heart in the ~~write~~ right place (Provo) but seems to be lacking in elementary writing skills. His personal grooming is also underdeveloped for a blogger of his status. Through his Explosive reviews, Awkward social presence, and BRILLIANT photography Mike Paints an in depth, I’ll-be-it polarized, picture of the Provo music scene.

Mike has been writing about the Provo music scene for at least a few days now and in that time has managed to offend almost every musician in Utah county, from the Jesus and Mary chain to RuRu, Mike has been making few friends on his way up to 100 block stardom. Perhaps that is part of his brilliance, his ability to drag a band through the gutter as a way of, “making them better”. He has certainly got bands he loves to hype, like Wild Apples and… Well, just the Wild Apples.

This young blogger understands that it’s a hard thing to try and chronicle the events of the Provo music scene, but Mike is willing to go to depths I simply would not go to. To pay for his domain I think Mike sold Gilberts Ipod to a Bro. A BRO! (This is not an accusation. Just a theory.) What a douche? (If this is not true I would like to formally apologize…..)

Mike somehow has been such a sneaky bastard as to snake his way into the heart of this handsome blogger. So on this day, his birthday, I extend to him a high-five of respect. R.E.S.P.E.C.T. HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY BRO.